July 2012
224 posts
Commercial During Star Trek:
“Send us a picture of you doing the Vulcan salute and we’ll put it on TV!”
*Slideshow of 15 people all doing the Vulcan salute wrong ending with Spock doing it correctly*
Me:
“…kill them all”
June 2012
68 posts
Today while watching Avatar: The Last Airbender...
- Me: So, is bending one of those things you can be taught? Or are you born with it?
- Matt: No, you have to be born with a gift for it....Like math.
I think I just had a nerdgasm
Oh god the Pro-Choice! I love n choose r!
stop scrolling
I forgot what I was going to say
I guess you can keeping on scrolling now
So bored I'm answering questions on the math tag anonymously
Why is the fire nation attacking Colorado?
Maybe it’s sometime during season two and they think Aang is hiding in Pike’s Peak.
My Grandpa Decides to Talk Politics with Me....Again
- I'll just sum up the worst parts here
- Him: What don't you agree with Romney on?
- Me: He doesn't support gay rights.
- Him: So you like that move Brokeback Mountain then?
- Me trying to figure out what that has to do with anything: No
- Him: To me, that movie is all about two families that are broken up just so two men can buttfuck each other.
- Me: I just think they should be allowed to marry.
- Him: You think Gays should be given more rights [than straights] huh?
- Me: (WTF really??) How is letting two people who love each other get married give them more rights?
- Him: It's against Romney's morals. Is he not allowed to have his own morals?
- Me: He is. He's just not allowed to force them on others!
- Him: We'll they're forcing their morals on him!
- Me: How does two people who love each other getting married hurt Romney?
- Him: Marriage is between a man and a woman.
- Me: No, marriage is between two people who love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together.
- Him: No, it's not.
- Him: How are corporations different from people?
- Me too stunned to answer:
- Him: Corporations are made of people. Aren't they?
- Me still too stunned to answer:
- Me: I don't think Socialism is that all that bad.
- Him: Oh, so you're a Nazi then?!
- I'm afraid I lost every argument as I was NOT prepared for the bullshit that spewed out of his mouth. I felled to think of any of the reasons I believe what I believe. The conversation ended with me telling him I don't keep all that stuff stored in my brain because I need the room for math.
- Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
- Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
- Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
- Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
