To Boldly Go Where It's Bigger on the Inside

Dear God,

So you’re real huh?  That’s cool.  Can I ask you a question?  Why the hell did you put a blind spot in the middle of our eyes?  Seriously, what were you thinking?  ”I’m going to create the most perfect being!  They will only be able to see in front of them and only a tiny bit of light will be visible to them.  Also, I’ll add a nice little blind spot!”  We’re just lucky you decided to make it fairly small.

Also, why did you only give us one tube for eating and breathing?  I don’t know if you’ve realized this or not, but it’s caused us a lot of problems down here.  You really should fix that.  

Actually, you should just go back to the drawing board.  Start all over.  Fix the whole biting our tongues while eating and kicking our own ankles while walking issues too.  It’s also way too easy for us to trip.  You messed up a lot.  At least the Flying Spaghetti Monster  was drunk.  What’s your excuse? 

Sincerely,

Cat